SPATULA
Here's a buncha short text fragments and stupid pictures that, if you're in the right mood, could resemble actual poetry. If you've got any Bonzo Dog Band records handy, now's the time to cue them up.
This page is dedicated to the memory of Jack Douglas, who never met Roosevelt.
THE DADAIST MUSICAL
DANCER #1
DANCER #2
DANCER #3
DISASTER MOVIE #1
DISASTER MOVIE #2
EVEN AS MY NERVES ARE SOOTHED, I AM LEARNING
FERRIS BUELLER'S JUDGEMENT DAY
FIFTY MILES IN FIFTY MINUTES
GERTIE (A VIGNETTE)
HIS REPLY, NATURALLY, CAME AS A SHOCK TO ME
IF THOSE "STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION" EPISODE TITLES HAD BEEN A LITTLE MORE DISCURSIVE, MAYBE THINGS WOULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT
I'LL NEVER WORK FOR THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT
I'LL NEVER WORK FOR THE F.B.I.
I'LL NEVER WORK FOR THE C.I.A.
"IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM CAR, EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD" HE EXPLAINED
KEEP IT LOW PROFILE, THEY SAID
KNOWING FULL WELL DREAMS ARE STRANGE, THE POET STILL CAN'T HELP BUT ASK HIMSELF CERTAIN QUESTIONS
JUST THIS ONCE
MARGARET THATCHER FREE-ASSOCIATES BRIEFLY
THE MICROSCOPIC SEPTET
MISCELLANEOUS SLOGANS #5
A NEW LETTER OF THE GREEK ALPHABET
NOTHING--NOTHING--NOTHING
ODE ON HEXADECIMAL WORDS AND THEIR ENGLISH EQUIVALENTS
ON SATURDAY MORNING THE HEAD OF MARKETING ADRESSES THE COYOTE
ON SEEING A BEATLES SECOND-STATE BUTCHER COVER ON SALE FOR A DOLLAR
ON THE GLASS
REMEMBER
RON, SALESMAN, OFFERS AN EXCUSE FOR HIS BAD GRACE
THE SANDS OF TWO JIMS
THE SECRET THOUGHT OF THE CO-COUNSEL FOR THE PROSECUTION
SMOKED CLAMS' KNEES
SOME NAMES ARE MORE INHERENTLY INTERESTING THAN OTHERS
THE SQUISHY SCALE
THE STATUS OF MY ORDER
STEEL CLEAVER
SUGAR-COATING THE PILL
TALKIN' 'BOUT JORGE LUIS BORGES
YOU SAID YOU WERE REMODELING
Poetry
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