Taylor Jessen - Author's Portfolio - Fiction

THROWING GOOD MONEY

Throwing good money after bad.
Throwing good money at the monkeys in the zoo.
Throwing good money to the third baseman.
Throwing good money up at a forty-five degree angle.
Throwing good money before five o’clock.
Throwing good money towards me.
Throwing good money in the bastard’s face.
Throwing good money out of a sense of filial obligation.
Throwing good money under the sink.
Throwing good money through your neighbor’s window.
Throwing good money by paying somebody else to throw it.
Throwing good money across the threshold.
Throwing good money with malice aforethought.
Throwing good money over the side of the ship strapped to an
ashtray.
Throwing good money down the stairs.
Throwing good money into a bucket marked “DEPT. OF
PUBLIC WORKS”.
Throwing good money behind the dryer.