Two fists come through the window. Ursula
      Andress speaks first.

                            "STONE COLD" STEVE AUSTIN
                This...this...ABERRATION...
                I...I simply don't know what
                to say. First of all...FIRST
                OF ALL, it's lime. LIME. With
                yellow and brown ochre. What
                IDIOT thought of this color
                scheme? I'd like to just POKE
                him, that's all, poke him
                hard in the arm.

6     IN THE CANAL. LATER

      Tourists break the speed limit in Scottsdale,
      Arizona. A paper clip.

                            BARTENDER
                Under par today, pal?

                            BUZZ ALDRIN
                Yeah. Minus fifty.

                            TIGER WOODS
                     (screams)

                            BUZZ ALDRIN
                And the same again.

3     A DREAM, NOTHING MORE

      Five Volkswagen Beetles. Two green Mazda RX-7s.
      One Chevrolet Beauville Van. One 1967 Mustang
      Convertible. Two Oldsmobile Cutlass Sierras. No
      hubcaps. Free wash. No wax.

      THE END.