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YTTRIUM POLICE SECRET
1 EXT. INT. NO SHOT
An elephant's duodenum. Total darkness. A single
candle flickers. There is no candle. Everything is
completely black. There is a muffled ROAR, as from a
jet engine.
BILL BENNETT
Wha - I didn't mean it! What's
happening?
A SQUEAL OF TIRES, a CRASH, and Bill is dead.
A TELEMARKETER
This offer is available to you
at no cost for thirty days.
You are under no obligation.
You may simply call our toll-
free number. You are under no
obligation. After fifty days
your premium goes down from
$79.95 to just $59.95, and you
will be shot. Mr. Thompson,
would you be interested in
this chair apple?
The screen remains completely black. Since we can't
FADE OUT, we instead FADE UP:
2 ANOTHER MOVIE
CONTINUE to end of reel; TURN OFF PROJECTOR.
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