HOW TO DISPOSE OF THE BODY, Part 8

NON-EMERGENCY PROCEDURE

RESOURCE-RICH ENVIRONMENT

Needed: Cloth
        Dustpan
        Broom
        Extension cords
        Six large mirrors (7'x7')
        3-Megawatt laser
        Glue

Make a cube out of five mirrors (shiny surface facing inside).

Leave one side open as an entryway.

Locate power source for laser. Use extension cords if necessary.

Put laser and body inside cube.

Put up the last mirror (shiny surface facing inside).

Activate laser.

Remains of laser and body can be either swept into dustpan or wiped clean with damp cloth.

SEE ALSO: 3981-F "Backpacking out of the Italian Alps with a corpse in ten quart jars"